ATTENTION HOME SHOPPERS!
It's Our Annual Inventory Blowout Sale!
Labor Day specials are going on now! But, don’t delay as supply is limited. Don't miss your oppurtunity to own this fabulous merchandise
AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES!
AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES!
Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
When its gone, ITS GONE!
For Labor Day only, the New Family Parents are offering HUGE BOGO on babies, buy one baby, get one free!*
Hurry, sale ends midnight (or 2:30 a.m. since the Parents will be up anyway).
* Limited to stock on hand. Current inventory consist of one fussy boy with stinky diaper and one crying girl that needs feeding. Not all buyers will qualify. Sorry, no rainchecks, first come, first serve only. Buyer is responsible for all applicable taxes, fees, care and feeding. All sales final. This is not an offer to sell babies. This parody presented by exhausted New Family Parents trying to train the Twins to sleep through the night. All rights reserved. Copyright 2012 Hamn Danasik Family Enterprises Inc.
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