Free Advice

IT is worth what you pay for it, but anyway here is some free advice to toy-makers. If you want the New Family to buy your toys or accept them as gifts, make sure it has an on/off switch.

Dad's tolerance for all of the sounds the Twin's toys make waxes and wanes and sometimes he considers just throwing some of the darn things away.

Thus, thank you and congratulations to Fisher-Price. Not only are your toys entertaining to the Twins, and the sounds they make are generally pleasant, but there are volume controls and on/off switches. This later feature is especially appreciated when Dad has heard the same cutesy song about shapes and colors for the dozenth time today.

The setting "O" stands for relief.