Hello to all my adoring fans, and even the creepy adware stalkers from Russia. I was incognito today. I didn't want to be recognized bouncing around in my sister's Exersaucer. But the paparazzi found me anyway. So I wanted to issue a press release explaining the situation and inoculating my fans from the photos that'll surely surface later. Please understand that I am full of energy and my Excersaucer doesn't bounce. So when I need to burn it off, I use hers. It is the most effective way to do it, and I am practical minded about these things. The color doesn't bother me one bit.
That should end all of those nasty TMZ rumors. It won't but it should.
Anyway, on a related topic, I am so excited to learn that Hasbro has given into PCness and
released a gender neutral EZ Bake oven. I, however, will not take the steel and black one. I'll take mine in pink thank-you-very-much. And then I'll gift it to Liesel.
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