Election Season Match-up

OH, the political rhetoric is heating up this evening as we are just three days away from Election Eve. Tonight, the MacLaughing Group hosts the final debate between supporters of Governor Pizza and incumbent President Hotdog.

EJ; "I vote for Pizza!"

Votes for Pizza

Liesel; "I vote for Hotdog!"

Votes for Hotdog

EJ; "You can't vote for extreme-wing Hotdog, we need the centrist bipartisan Pizza!"

Liesel; "Pizza will take away your milk and substitute Tea!"

EJ; "We can't tolerate four more years of Hotdog!"

Liesel; “Hotdog inherited the mess Pizza people made. He needs another term to clean it up.”

Pizza party mess is a two term job

EJ; “ ‘Hotdog inherited’? Hotdog ran for the job! Ask yourself this, is there more food on your face today than there was four years ago?”

Liesel; “Like Vice President Bun said, ‘Under Hotdog, mustard is alive and ketchup is dead.’ Pizza has run negative attack ads against Hotdog. Do you want a leader that has to campaign negatively to scare voters into supporting him? Hotdog ran on the positive platform of 'Expect Change'."

Mustard alive, Ketchup dead. The true CHICAGO dog

EJ; " ‘Expect Change’ metastasized into more of the same, only worse. Pizza's experience and acumen will lead us to satisfied tummies!"

Liesel; “Governor Pizza supported Hotdog’s policies before he was against them; he flips faster than a hamburger on a hot grill.”

Governor Pizza flipped positions

EJ; “Pizza runs on his record, Hotdog runs from his record.”

Liesel; “Hotdog supports condiment choice. Pizza is against relish marriage.”

EJ; "Hotdog supporters are crazy."

Moonbats

Liesel; "Don't go ad hominem on me you greasy fingered Pizza lover!"

(In unison); "Daaaaad!"

New Family Dad; "You are both having bottles for lunch today."

New Family Dad; "And that concludes our roundtable discussion tonight. Join us next week when our guests debate the results of the election and the message each party should infer from it. "