Friday, September 21, 2012

Attack of the Bundler

THE Bundler attacked and bundled EJ!

"I've been bundled!"
(Suburban Chicago)
Police report one Ethan James was the victim of a bundling attack by an unknown assailant on September 21, 2012. The attacker is thought to be the same person known for bundling other victims and goes by the eponymous name The Bundler.

Police remind citizens that if attacked by The Bundler, resistance is futile. Potential victims should just give in to giggles and smiles and enjoy the warmth and coziness of being bundled.

Police have no further details of the incident at this time but will continue to investigate.

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This is the most effective soothing technique for EJ. He is not too hot for pacifiers. This helps him nap for hours during the day. Until Dad started swaddling him, his naps were fragmented and too short. Now they are fewer in frequency and longer in time.

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