What Are They Thinking?

If Dad had to guess…

I am mad. I am really super mad! Nothing could appease me. Nothing! I am going to scream until the end of eternity! I- oh wait this comforter is really nice, so cool and so soft. But, I am mad, really mad! I am going to clench my fists and- oh the pacifier is such a nice touch, how ever did you know? Stay focused; I am mad and I am going to scream it to the world! I, I, I,… (snore).

Hey, what happened? I was totally wasted on the car ride buzz thing. Like, dude, you got anymore car ride? Just a bump? I’m good for a bump. No, really? Not even a trip around the block?

What is wrong with you people!? Everywhere I go its paparazzi! Get that camera out of my face you, or I am going to go all Bieber on you. Puh-leeze, you think you got some right to photograph me? I’ll run you over with my Fuh-R-eee!

 (Off camera: “That’s Ferrari dear.”)

Like I care? Just move.