Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas Day!

 Merry Christmas!

Linus explains to Chuck what Christmas means:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKk9rv2hUfA

 
The gift Dad was so busy with earlier in the month is a DVD movie of footage shot while celebrating Christmas with relatives in 2011.



He compiled the footage using Power Director. It is pretty slick, fast paced, set to Christmas music (mostly, there is some speed metal too), and has lots of special effects to keep and hold audience attention. This is no boring holiday video of endless, unwanted gifts, and disappointed gift givers!



Christmas Gifts from Grandma

THANK you New Family Grandma!

Gingerbread boy and girl

Each stocking is personalized


The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

~ A Visit from St. Nicholas

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Merry Christmas Eve

FROM the New Family to you and your family, Merry Christmas!


Tomorrow we will celebrate the Reason for the season.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Buddy Too has a Message for You.



"My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."
Hello to all my adoring fans, and even the creepy adware stalkers from Russia. I was incognito today. I didn't want to be recognized bouncing around in my sister's Exersaucer. But the paparazzi found me anyway. So I wanted to issue a press release explaining the situation and inoculating my fans from the photos that'll surely surface later. Please understand that I am full of energy and my Excersaucer doesn't bounce. So when I need to burn it off, I use hers. It is the most effective way to do it, and I am practical minded about these things. The color doesn't bother me one bit.

That should end all of those nasty TMZ rumors. It won't but it should.

Anyway, on a related topic, I am so excited to learn that Hasbro has given into PCness and released a gender neutral EZ Bake oven. I, however, will not take the steel and black one. I'll take mine in pink thank-you-very-much. And then I'll gift it to Liesel.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Update: Little Crawlers in the Making

BUGGY prefers to be put down on her tummy. Yeah, sure, they know enough to put her down on her back to help prevent SIDS. But in doing so she immediately flops over and onto her belly. Now the New Family Parents put her down on her belly.

As you can see from previous posts, she is very adept at holding herself with her arms while in this position. Recently she added her knees to the position. She got up onto her hands and knees and began to rock back and forth. It was cute.

Buddy Too is still fairly uninterested in rolling over. When put onto his tummy, there is as much of chance he'll stay there until he cries to be picked up as there is he will roll over. However, while on his tummy, if not tired and a play toy is placed out of reach, he will squirm his way toward it. I say squirm because actually getting up on hands, much less hands an knees, has not yet ocurred to him.

Buddy Too sports his Moose sleeper.
Liesel still feeds herself her bottle on many occasions. She seems to prefer it to Dad holding it for her. She, of course, knows when she wants a break or is done and can easily remove it from her mouth while Dad has to guess. She will remove and reinsert the nipple many times over during a 4.5 oz feeding. Dad is happy to let her do it even if a little sad that his services are no longer required. She has had a wide variety of solids from fruit to veg to meat. The only thing she was not super excited about was peaches (the first time she had them). Second time when mom tried she like them. Sometimes it is less to do with their taste buds and more to do with their hunger level.

Buddy still needs huggey-lovey during bottle feeding. He does well eating from the spoon and hasn't refused anything.

Update: As Dad has written before, whenever he makes a declarative statement of absolute truth about one of the Twins, they take it as a cue to prove him wrong. Today EJ decided to roll over onto his tummy. He just needed the proper motivation. Dad put Liesel in his crib with him and separated them  by about a foot. They giggled and smiled at each other. EJ swung his legs up and around to get closer to her and wound up on his belly.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Merry Christmas

"I'm Christmas cool."

"Go away paparazzi."

Nice little detail

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Merry Christmas

"I have a Christmas surprise for you! Its poop."

"Like my reindeer?"

Reindeer feet.

Big Boy

EJ is wearing a 12 month old sized sleeper. As you can see, it fits him well.

 "I'm not fat. I am solid muscle."

"No really Dad! It was this big!"

The outfit comes from the Kim H collection. Thank you Kim.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Merry Christmas

"It's getting closer. I can feel it. Any moment now."

"Really? It's not here yet?"
"Oh, I can hardly stand the anticipation."




Thursday, December 13, 2012

Merry Christmas

Liesel, "It stinks around here."
EJ, "I know!"

Liesel dourly, "Seriously Bro, did you poop? You need to get out of my crib if you did."
EJ excitedly, "Oh look at that! Did you know your name is on the wall?"
Liesel in exasperation,"Its the same wall we've been seeing for the last six months!"
EJ, "E - L - I - Z - A - B - E - T - H, Elizabeth."
Liesel deadpans, "Get out of my crib."

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Merry Christmas

"I'm gettin' ready! Big day comin'."

12:12:12 on 12/12/2012

WHERE were you on this date and time?

Bugaboo was eating. Daddy was feeding. Buddy too was napping (and still is). Mom was practicing her choir solo.

Update: Six Month Check-Up

THE New Family Twins went in for the 6 month well being visit.

The nurse measured Buddy Too's (EJ's) length first. She input it into the system. And then she said, okay, let's remeasure him. Apparently the measuring tape moved while measuring and he was off the charts. However on remeasurement, he was still in the 75th percentile at 27" inches (actually about 27 and 1/16" from Dad's perspective). For weight, however, and despite a near constant willingness to feed, he is only in the 30th percentile at 16 lb. 6 oz.

Snugaboo (Liesel) is still too skinny at 14 lb. 7 oz. She eats less and when she is full, she will simply not eat anymore. Her length is 1/2" less than his.

The doctor encouraged us to introduce even more solids into their diet, confirming Dad's thought that it is time they are eating as much solid food (if not more) than formula. And, he is excited that they will soon undergo the rite of passage with their first Cheerios.

They are both healthy and the Parents have no acute concerns, though she will be meeting with an ophthalmologist for amblyopia since it runs in Dad's side of the family.

Socially and psychologically, he needs near constant interaction via huggey-lovey and becomes very grumpy when he does not get enough. He does not like to take naps, while she is very easy to put down. She is very independent and demands very little attention.

They both sleep through the night, though they sometimes think 5:30 a.m. is a perfectly acceptable time to wake up. But after a bottle, they usually return to sleep and get up between 7:00 and 8:00.

Update: While at the visit, the doctor expressed concern that EJ had not yet rolled over on his own.  Dad was unconcerned. He knows EJ isn't going off to college without the requisite skills. Never-the-less, she coached the Parents on how to encourage him to roll over. So, Mom put him on his back when they returned home and he promptly rolled over. Twice.

EJ is, ah, umh, well, laid back (not lazy) about these sort of things. He'll get to them when he finds a good reason to. Being uncomfortable on his full tummy was reason enough.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

EJ in His Big Boy Sleeper


Buddy Too is in his big boy sleeper above, tired and about to fall asleep. Though it is for a 9 month old, it is still snug around his massive thighs.

Oh, and by the way, happy 6 months old today kids!

Liesel wants to know where her cupcake is. Not yet dear. You'll get one in another six months!

Monday, December 10, 2012

Merry Christmas



"Its my first Christmas. How do we celebrate in this family?"
Dad, "We don't."



"Say what!?"
Dad, "Just teasing Bugaboo."

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Merry Christmas


"Have you heard of this Santa fella?"

"Mom n' Dad are leveraging him to bribe
good behavior from us."


"Oh no! I am sunk. What will I do now?"

Merry Christmas

 "Hi you!" "Hi back at ya!"
 "I'm hungry." "And she's tired."
"You don't need to tell them everything. Take That."

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Merry Christmas

Naughty...

...or nice?
Adorable either way.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Why So Few New Posts?

REGULAR readers will have noticed the dearth of new posts. It is because Dad has been using his time to put together Christmas gifts for family. He cannot reveal at this time exactly what it is (wouldn't want to spoil the surprise), but here is a clue.


Savvy readers might be able to put together some clues from previous posts and guess what it is correctly. All will be revealed December 25th.

Hmmm, is Dad indulging early in Christmas spirits? Does he really not know the current year? No, he knows the current year, but the album art above is going on the cover of the contents of the gift.



Monday, December 3, 2012

Update: Cause and Effect

 WOW the New Family Dad has been busy getting gifts ready for the giving. He's been so busy he hasn't had a chance to post anything new in a while.

Buddy Too reaches for the yellow button and...
...delights with glee at the light and sound.
This is a big important moment for Buddy Too, a.k.a EJ. He was slower than his sister to learn cause and effect but he is quickly catching up. He now tests that yellow button every time he is put in the Exer-saucer.

Yep, still works Buddy, and will as long as Dad keeps the batteries fresh.

Wait until he discovers that the red apple, green pear, and orange orange light up and make noise too.

Update: He quickly discovered the other buttons a few days later. Dad was in the kitchen when he "Pear, one green pear."

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Update: Happy Thanksgiving

HAPPY Thanksgiving from the New Family.

The Desolate Wilderness

And the Fair Land





EJ was dressed and ready for photos, unfortunately he soiled his outfit before Dad could get the picture. Check back after the outfit gets washed.

Update: Finally Dad got around to washing EJ's outfit and getting pictures.



 

Monday, November 19, 2012

Today's Lunch

Turkey and feta salad with vegetable soup.


Heidi went to excess with the black pepper.

The soup consists of celery, onion, and carrot veg with Better than Bouillon chicken base and gelatin. For seasoning, Dad used oregano, bay leaf, basil, and garlic. It is hearty and savory. Yay gelatin. Easy to make, wonderful to enjoy, and very healthy.

Try adding an acid to it like lemon juice. Mmmm.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Update: Cyberlink's Power Director

AS you may have read, Dad didn't enjoy editing video with WLMM. It had multiple issues that made editing a PITA. It was such a hassle, that Dad has yet to even tackle vacation video footage from 2010. It was all shot in full HD and WLMM just couldn't handle it.

So he downloaded and tried Power Director for free for thirty days. He liked it so well he bought it. It works great. It is fast and smooth on his 64 bit, dual core system with 4 GB of RAM. The interface is intuitive. He can control everything from audio to video and can even do things that are unavailable in WLLM like create chapters for a DVD. He gives it four out five stars. The final star is withheld only because the preview screen has issues. He has yet to investigate the problem, but sometimes he gets this

Bad preview screen
 instead of this

Good preview screen

So if you are in the market for powerful video editing software that can handle your large HD video files, you can shop for it here.

http://www.cyberlink.com/products/powerdirector-ultra/features_en_US.html

There is a less expensive version that runs on 32 bit systems. You'll save about forty dollars, but it also has fewer features.

Update: Cyberlink's tech team helped Dad to solve the problem. He was directed to disable the graphics acceleration option from the preferences menu.Problem solved.

Aside, Dad failed to film the video in HD. There is not much of a qualitative difference on the small computer screen, but when he blows it up to 46" or whatever size is the TV, it looks really grainy. No amount of image enhancement can fix that. Next time it will be full HD.

Also, while editing video, creating menus, and just generally being creative with all of it is a lot of fun, rendering (producing) the final movie is not. On his system it takes about an hour to render every ten minutes of footage. Those of you with more CPUs and RAM will likely wait less time.

Snugaboo

MORE just missed smiles. Dad needs a better camera and is considering a DSLR. The ability to manually set it would eliminate the auto focus orange "laser" that fascinates them so much so, that their smiles turn to expressions of wonderment while the camera takes about a second to set itself.

Anyone with suggestions or recommendations please comment or e-mail. Perhaps a certain reader from Cincy OH has something to share?


"Missed it by that much." Agent Maxwell Smart.
Yeah, she is in her brother's sleep sack. How ever did you notice? But the blue matches her eyes.

Something New Everyday

AS Dad has pointed out time and again, every time he makes a declarative statement about the nature of his children, they take it as a challenge to prove him wrong.

EJ has never been a fan of swings. He tolerated them for a few minutes but ultimately had to be puled from them because he began crying. Well, yesterday he decided he liked it and had a twenty minute rock to sleep.

This went so well, Dad did it twice that day. Below are pictures of him sleeping.

Dreaming of piloting a spaceship.

Or maybe dreaming of slaying dragons.

Normally Dad would put him to bed, but given that that would mean disturbing him, Dad left him alone and simply stilled the swing. He slept for over an hour both times.

Liesel is still no fan, but she seems to be one to two weeks behind her brother. Perhaps she too will come to like it.

Dad spoke with Grandma this morning. She expressed concern about his being upright while sleeping. The detachable bouncer reclines about 60 degrees, so he is not entirely upright. The angle is close to that of his car seat in which he has napped before. Dad will nap them in their crib as often as he can, but cannot justify waking him to move him. Once aroused, the nap would end, and Boy Boy would become cranky all too soon.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Daddy's Team

WELCOME to the Pee Pee League.



Monday, November 12, 2012

Update: Buddy Too (EJ) is a southpaw.

THE evidence is in. Barring some late stage development, EJ is a leftie.

Dad has carefully watched him and has observed that he favors his left hand. The left hand glove is always the first to come off. His left hand is the one he uses to reach and grasp. When offered a toy, his left hand goes to explore it first.

Well, it could be worse. He could become a tax accountant.

Update: Bugaboo seems to favor her left hand as well, but not as strongly.

Check Out this Five Month Milestone!

BUDDY Too decided he is going to sit up on his own today!


"I'll sit on my own thanks!"
Dad had to put him down to attend to Bugaboo. When he came back, Buddy Too was just sitting up all on his own to look around.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Liesel Sings, EJ Coos

WHAT a great time in the New Family life.

Long post. Click the button below to continue.


The Twins are now old enough, and Dad experienced enough, that crying and screaming are minimized, and positive interactions are maximized.

They both now wake content and happy (as opposed to screaming for food, attention, diaper change, etc.). Liesel wakes and begins to entertain herself through softly singing that gradually increases in volume and if left unattended for too long transforms into crying. EJ does the same but instead coos to himself.

Their periods of wakefulness are generally about two hours in duration, during which they feed, have diaper changes, interact with Parents, each other, and their toys. Naps can be as short as 45 minutes or as long as two and one half hours, though recently Liesel set a record four hour nap.

From 10:00 a.m. 'til 2:00 p.m. Dad did not have a daughter.

Their nap duration variance bothers Dad. He'd prefer to see them nap two, wake two, and repeat. But, their schedules are slowly becoming more regular and routine, a necessary condition before venturing out and far away from the house for any period of time. In another month or so, Dad expects to see them nap on a regular and consistent schedule.

The kids imitate Mom and Dad. Liesel has begun to imitate Dad's "growl," a high pitch vibrating sound he makes in his throat. EJ carries on "conversations," quietly listening when Dad is talking and then "talking" himself when Dad stops. Both love to make eye contact and smile (if fleeting). Although when EJ smiles, he sometimes acts like he is embarrassed to be caught smiling so he turns his head away as if to hide it. Liesel smiles until she is distracted, usually by the sound the camera makes when it turns on. PITA.

EJ is now less dramatic when performing certain body functions. Before, everyone in the house knew when he was having a bowel movement. Now he is so private about his affairs, he occasionally surprises his Parent with his diaper's contents. There is not always a smelly forewarning.

They are both reaching and grabbing for things. EJ is learning cause and effect. They have an electronic toy that has lights and sounds that respond to button pushes. EJ is this close (fingers held really close together) to figuring out how to make the lights flash and music play by pushing the buttons. She has figured out that when she feeds from the bottle holder, she has to coordinate her head and body to stay in position in order to continue feeding.

So all is well and they are growing up fast.

Back to the New Family blog.

She Does Not Like This at All

OF course she would prefer for Dad to hold her and chase her head around while she feeds. But Dad wants to challenge and develop her gross motor skills.

Liesel feeds herself with help


When she gets on it, she does well. But her lack of coordination and fascination to see the world around her means that she gets off of it several times over the course of 4.5 oz. Dad will let her struggle to get back on it before interveening. Sometimes she gets it, sometimes not.

The tears and cries do pull at his heart strings. Such is life. There will be many more tears of frustration as she grows and develops.

When she is finished, she gets extra special huggy-lovey to soothe any anxiety built up during feeding.

Dad does this about once a day with her now. She is getting better. When she is hungry, she focuses on feeding and does really well. When she is not so hungry, this challenges much more.

EJ, unfortunately,  does not tolerate this at all and, so far, refuses to feed this way. He, however, is on solid foods twice a day while she isn't so sure that she likes the spoon.

Two Twins as different as night and day.